dont think anyone done this thread

[Inline4]

^^^^^^^ My Avatar Been Chuck Norris For As Long As I Remember

U Chuck Norris? Lol

[wildlatino89]

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

When the president pushes the big red button Chuck Norris's cell phone rings

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris likes to vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, and he doesn't like it when people bother him. The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle is solved.

Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.

Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the Freezer.

Chuck Norris finished reading Facebook.

Chuck Norris never laughed in the face of death...he finds nothing amusing about his own reflection.

When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.

Chuck Norris can rob a bank by phone.

The correct translation for Chuck Norris is exactly the same way in a 150 languages...PAIN

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.

Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris is the only person that can describe colors to a blind man

Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.

[Inline4]

Thanks for killing the thread

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim [[/B]through land.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

When the president pushes the big red button Chuck Norris's cell phone rings

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris likes to vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, and he doesn't like it when people bother him. The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle is solved.

Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.

Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the Freezer.

Chuck Norris finished reading Facebook.

Chuck Norris never laughed in the face of death...he finds nothing amusing about his own reflection.

When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.

Chuck Norris can rob a bank by phone.

The correct translation for Chuck Norris is exactly the same way in a 150 languages...PAIN

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.

Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris is the only person that can describe colors to a blind man

Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.

[wildlatino89]

Thanks for killing the thread

lmao your welcome

[jd1]

Thanks for killing the thread

Thanks for killing it twice by quoting it.

[wildlatino89]

Thanks for killing it twice by quoting it.

your more then welcome lol

[jd1]

your more then welcome lol

No thanks really I didn't like this thread to begin with, LOL.

[wildlatino89]

No thanks really I didn't like this thread to begin with, LOL.

lmao damn so i did you a favor

[jd1]

Yup.