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a guy ask a beautiful girl, can i buy you a drink?.. no thanks alcohol's bad for my legs... oh do you swell? NO they spread!!
a japanese girl was doing a 69 and accidently farted. she said "oh me so sorry. you make front hole so happy and back hole blow you a kiss"
a japanese girl was doing a 69 and accidently farted. she said "oh me so sorry. you make front hole so happy and back hole blow you a kiss"