I'm Bored ... Here's Some Jokes ....

[That Chic U Love 2 Hate]

DOORFRAME !
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THIS IS FUNNY!
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINST A DOOR FRAME TO MARK HOW TALL YOU WERE AND DATED THE MARK?
WELL, THIS CARTOON BRINGS A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE TO THAT EXERCISE!

LAUGHTER WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG AT HEART!
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[Mr Layy]

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this is funny as hell and reminds me of that movie. Something abour Mary

[jdm2420ek]

hahahahaah

[That Chic U Love 2 Hate]

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

[Mr Layy]

^^^^ this one is funny as hell

[That Chic U Love 2 Hate]

^^^^ this one is funny as hell

I thought so too I was crackin the fu.ck up

[Mr Layy]

yeah... hahahaa... where do you guys find these funny jokes?

[That Chic U Love 2 Hate]

all over lol, I'm always finding ************ when I'm bored

[Mr Layy]

sadly, im stuck on this thing. all the time when im online.

[That Chic U Love 2 Hate]

lol, between here and myspace I have no life lol

[Mr Layy]

im not a big fan of myspace anymore.

[That Chic U Love 2 Hate]

I get my moods .... somedays more than others

[That Chic U Love 2 Hate]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and
> guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He
> orders the guy out of bed and ties
> him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to
> the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her
> neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to
> his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
> Look at his clothes! He's probably
> spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman
> in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants
> sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he
> tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
> nauseates you! This guy is obviously very
> dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be
> strong, honey. I love you!"
>
> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He
> was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay,
> thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
> I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
> honey. I love you, too."