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THE GOOD HUSBAND....PRICELESS !!
> >
> > Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> > Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks went
> > down easy. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
> >
> > Jack had to force himself to open his eyes,... The first
> > thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
> > water on the side table w/a single rose.
> >
> > Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,all
> > clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it
> > is in perfect order. So is the rest of the house.
> >
> > He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
> > eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
> >
> > Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
> > written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from
> > his wife in lipstick:
> >
> > 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
> > groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
> > I love you, darling!
> > Love, Jillian'
> >
> > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot
> > breakfast, hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
> > also at the table, eating. Jack asks,'What happened
> > last night?'
> >
> > 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
> > You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
> > puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
> > into the door.
> >
> > Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in
> > such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on
> > the table.?
> >
> > His son replies,'Oh THAT!.. Mom dragged you to the
> > bedroom, And when she tried to take your pants off,
> > you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
> > married!!"
> >
> >
> > Broken Coffee Table $ 239.99
> > Hot Breakfast $ 4.20
> > Two Aspirins $ .38
> >
> > Saying the right thing, at the right time ...
> PRICELESS!!!
> >
> > Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> > Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks went
> > down easy. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
> >
> > Jack had to force himself to open his eyes,... The first
> > thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
> > water on the side table w/a single rose.
> >
> > Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,all
> > clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it
> > is in perfect order. So is the rest of the house.
> >
> > He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
> > eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
> >
> > Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
> > written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from
> > his wife in lipstick:
> >
> > 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
> > groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
> > I love you, darling!
> > Love, Jillian'
> >
> > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot
> > breakfast, hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
> > also at the table, eating. Jack asks,'What happened
> > last night?'
> >
> > 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
> > You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
> > puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
> > into the door.
> >
> > Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in
> > such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on
> > the table.?
> >
> > His son replies,'Oh THAT!.. Mom dragged you to the
> > bedroom, And when she tried to take your pants off,
> > you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
> > married!!"
> >
> >
> > Broken Coffee Table $ 239.99
> > Hot Breakfast $ 4.20
> > Two Aspirins $ .38
> >
> > Saying the right thing, at the right time ...
> PRICELESS!!!
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