Stupidest thing someone has asked about you about your car

[gtimportfanatic]

that was just lack of honda knowledge... well... the intake manifolds are in different positions.... soo... yeah thats a dumb qquestion lolol

[Freeway]

kid: how long did it take you to chop the top on your civic
Me: What the fawk are you talking about?!?!?!
kid: what do you do when it rains
Me: I get my rain coat out if the trunk and pop out my umbrella!!!
DumB A$$ Kid: no way!! R U/ Me: Shut your mouth... your mom should have thought about an abortion!!! Drove away!!

[fbodymechanic]

Some of my favorites:

Sometimes I get folks who look at my car puzzled like when I walk to the mall or whatever. Especially old people, they tell me stupid things.

old man - "Son, do you know you left your car on?"
me - "ya, I usually just let it run out of gas."

When I used to go racing, some kids were stupid as shit.

kid - "do a burnout"
me - "i can't"
kid - "what? how do you warm up your tires?"
me - "i don't, i'm saving all my power for the race."
kid - "oh."

[k20turboMOE]

how did u put an accord front end on your integra?:confused:

[NHSwaps13203]

how did u put an accord front end on your integra?:confused:

lmao hahaha

[Miss_JDM]

some old creepy horny guy: "wow... iv never seen a girl drive stick like u do!?"
Me: "um... yea thnks... "
old creepy horny guy: "yea u wanna drive my stick??"
Me: "wow... (peeled out of the parking lot)"



a random 11 yr old: "i like ur honda integ...... wait... isnt it an acura integra?"
me: "well... Honda and acura r the same thing pretty much"
11 yr old: "oh... wait... how can 2 car manufacturers be the same company?"
me: "its a long story n 2 many ppl ask me n im 2 lazy 2 explain right now... Goodbye!"


stupid ppl... LOL

another one i get alot is: "OMFG is that YOUR CAR? a CHICK??? i figured it was ur BF's car!?"


its annoying LOL guys underestimate girls sometimes ;)

[STITCH]

"mommy, why does that car look like a shopping cart?"

[RLA_DC2]

how did u put an accord front end on your integra?:confused:

ah man i get that all the time

[egboostin6]

whwnever someone with a boosted car pops there hood..... there is always those ignorant ones who have no clue what they are looking at and say


"look at that blow off valve" lmfao


psssssshhhh FTW

[RSX ChiiK]

"mommy, why does that car look like a shopping cart?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! X2

[Miss JDM]

returning an axle to pepboys...
cashier says: "what is that, like a strut or something??"
me: "does anyone else work here??"

some guy walks up to me in wendy's parking lot
him: "did u buy this car brand new?"
me: "hahah noooo!"
him: "well isnt it a 2006?"
me: "NOOO!"
funi cuz the sol is a 93 and they have been discontinued for over 10 years!!

[gtimportfanatic]

whwnever someone with a boosted car pops there hood..... there is always those ignorant ones who have no clue what they are looking at and say


"look at that blow off valve" lmfao


psssssshhhh FTW

i rmember my boy had a wrx back in high school before every kid had one.. back in 04.. there was a kid there that never believed it was turbo.. we popped the hood an showed him the top mount... he still didnt believe it.. it wasnt until my boy got his blow off valve when he actually believed it

[cobranick]

"you got a pulley on it?"

[Typhoon]

"Where can I get a body kit like that for my blazer"

"that's got a corvette motor"

[LS/Vtec]

"You're not running a radiator?"

...now this was at the gas station wit the hood wide open. And this kids trying to tell us we don't know shit and he had a h22 bossted prelude that he built and he's a honda tech lol.