Stupidest thing someone has asked about you about your car

[98Cobra]

"is that your bf's car" ... grrrrrr

Well is it? hahahhaha

[98Cobra]

I have heard this line twice. "you got a bottle in that?"

If you know my car you would understand.

A guy that claimed he had a suburooo motor in a prelude asked it once.
the other time it was asked by some1 on this forum lol...

[gtimportfanatic]

night of tokyo drift... i was on the pike with my boys.. they have MR2's.. one black and one white

Kid- hey look at that white MR2 ... but whats that beside it
Me- Oh.. its a rare kind of ferrari that they made, came with a turbo too. so its crazy fast
kid- Oh shit... yo (calls his friend over) .. come look at this ferrari yo.. shit is sick ...

me and my boys were fuckin dyiing

[gtimportfanatic]

also told this kid i know that i have to rebuild the motor on my RX7 but its mad money... he asked me

"So what you gotta do... change the pistons?"

then i slap him across the head

[stalker]

guy asked me about my friends eagle talon.

him- is that one of those supercharged talons?!
me- .... yes. /walks away



this one happened the other night, stalker was in my car laughing pretty hard.
(we were in my talon)
guy#1- yo, my friend knows everything about these cars. (calls guy #2 over)
guy#2- is this a Talon gst fwd?
me- yeah, it cam from factory with the AWD TSI badges by mistake. idiot.
stalker- lmfao!



in my garage a friend walked in
him- hey, i though your car was fuel injected
me- it is, why?
him- then why do you have a carburator? (points throttle body)
me- (i was nice and explained what it was)

yea, talon made a GST....fucking idiot...did you not see my rear end asshole...but wait, you were supposed to be the almighty dsm king....i know john shepard...HA no u dont..he'd laugh at a dumbass like you....

another good one was when i said outloud "screw mustangs and their single cam crap" * no offense *(knowing mustangs come SOHC and DOHC....another kid next to me goes...mustangs arent single cam.....AHH fucking retard.

this ones from highschool when i had my GST...kids would ask why my car would make funny noise ( BOV ) when i would drive around, i always said my car was sneezing because it had a cold.

another kid thought i had a type r in my red civic....sure because honda made a b18c1 a type r...suuurreee....lol ok im done

[RLA_EM2]

nobody has ever said anything stupid to me bout my car

[ONE-CAM-EF]

is that civic a honda????? yeah i know the nigga is fucking dumb...

[RLA_DC2]

haha on a ticket i got a cop put honda and then scratched it out and wrote acura

[PinoyDelSol]

Random Noob kid - hey nice del sol!

me - thanks man.

Random Noob kid - doesnt you car submerge in water?

me - no dumbnutts where the fuck you get that idea?

Random noob kid - because it looks like a tub in land!

me - fucking skank!

[5thGeNH22]

(sketchy kid) - "Hey man why didn't you get the SH?? Its got the v6!
(me)- "walks away"

[97dc4]

kid..is that a regular motor in your car?
me..no its a fuckin decaf get the fuck out of here.

[ONE-CAM-EF]

kid..is that a regular motor in your car?
me..no its a fuckin decaf get the fuck out of here.

lmao...nice one man

[PinoyDelSol]

kid..is that a regular motor in your car?
me..no its a fuckin decaf get the fuck out of here.

Your part was Awesome, gave me the giggles LOL!

[siceclipse]

I get too many comments about my car still running while I walk away (turbo timer).
Why my radiator is so big and sticks out so far.
That my car is not AWD even when I crouch down and show them the rear diff.

But my favorite is when I got my SVX.

People would not for the life of them believe it was a Subaru.

And I've only owned the car for 2 maybe 3 months.

[stalker]

i got a good one the other day about my del sol...
"doesnt your car weigh a shitload, like 3300lbs or something?"
me - um sure since 2300lbs is actually 3300lbs...HAHAHA

* i still love the kid though *

oh yea and i told my dad my front mount was an AC condensor...he believed me too..lol