Text Her " When are you gonna let me tap that"

[lsdb1]

LMFAO! Cass you crazy nigga

[JDM_DC5]

damn i was just at bk and allmotorryan was there and bounced real quick and left his phone so i said fuk it and looked through it.. well turns out ryan saw this thread and got shit started.. mad weird the name he was talking to was "Eric"

ryan: yoooooooooo
eric: whats up korndog!
ryan: chilln chilln getting some food at burger king u?
eric: thats cool parents just left so im watching the house
ryan: rofllllllllllll
eric: what?
ryan: when are you gonna let me tap that?
eric: not cool man what about jose
ryan: he dosent have to no lmao ;P
eric: hehe u know im always down sexy ;)
eric: and im home alone
ryan: well my cars broken again can u come get me... pleaase!
eric: man i would but i cant.. take the yz
ryan: your neigbors wont get mad this time??? lmao
eric: na man!
ryan: alright im leaving bk now with my mom so light some candles!!!
eric: u already kno.. im gonna give you the nicest cockmeat sandwitch u ever had
ryan: stop your giving me a boner ill be there soon
eric: iight peace
ryan: later man


tell me that shit aint fuked uo\p

[P-CRIDER]

damn i was just at bk and allmotorryan was there and bounced real quick and left his phone so i said fuk it and looked through it.. Well turns out ryan saw this thread and got shit started.. Mad weird the name he was talking to was "eric"

ryan: Yoooooooooo
eric: Whats up korndog!
Ryan: Chilln chilln getting some food at burger king u?
Eric: Thats cool parents just left so im watching the house
ryan: Rofllllllllllll
eric: What?
Ryan: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Eric: Not cool man what about jose
ryan: He dosent have to no lmao ;p
eric: Hehe u know im always down sexy ;)
eric: And im home alone
ryan: Well my cars broken again can u come get me... Pleaase!
Eric: Man i would but i cant.. Take the yz
ryan: Your neigbors wont get mad this time??? Lmao
eric: Na man!
Ryan: Alright im leaving bk now with my mom so light some candles!!!
Eric: U already kno.. Im gonna give you the nicest cockmeat sandwitch u ever had
ryan: Stop your giving me a boner ill be there soon
eric: Iight peace
ryan: Later man


tell me that shit aint fuked uo\p

lmao

[sikciv666]

Hahaha

[FaFa_EH3]

Lol. Funny shyt.

[gtimportfanatic]

rofl

[chagy87]

damn i was just at bk and allmotorryan was there and bounced real quick and left his phone so i said fuk it and looked through it.. well turns out ryan saw this thread and got shit started.. mad weird the name he was talking to was "Eric"

ryan: yoooooooooo
eric: whats up korndog!
ryan: chilln chilln getting some food at burger king u?
eric: thats cool parents just left so im watching the house
ryan: rofllllllllllll
eric: what?
ryan: when are you gonna let me tap that?
eric: not cool man what about jose
ryan: he dosent have to no lmao ;P
eric: hehe u know im always down sexy ;)
eric: and im home alone
ryan: well my cars broken again can u come get me... pleaase!
eric: man i would but i cant.. take the yz
ryan: your neigbors wont get mad this time??? lmao
eric: na man!
ryan: alright im leaving bk now with my mom so light some candles!!!
eric: u already kno.. im gonna give you the nicest cockmeat sandwitch u ever had
ryan: stop your giving me a boner ill be there soon
eric: iight peace
ryan: later man


tell me that shit aint fuked uo\p

lmfao wow

[sgen809]

lmfao wow

x2 :eek:

[jdmb18civic]

lol yall a trip

[juan400hp]

--- On Tue, 8/25/09, juan santiago <ekboost@gmail.com>

> From: juan santiago <ekboost@gmail.com>
> Subject: T-mobile mail
> To: juan400hp@yahoo.com
> Date: Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 1:01 AM

> Me: hey
> sent:11:21pm

> Xtina:Hey what up how r u
> Received: 11:23pm

> Me: I'm good just working like always...and you how
> u been? Still with the boyfriend?
> Sent: 11:25pm

> Xtina:Ya im am but i got this whole week off if u can
> make time durring the day
> Received: 11:30pm

Me:The whole week?I can always make time 4 u gorgeous...
> Now the questions is when r u going to let me hit that? ;-)
> ...since u have a man and all u tell me sweety.
> Sent: 11:32pm

> Xtina:I know i do and we will see what happenes lol
> Received: 11:35pm

> Me:How about 2morrow?
> Sent: 11:38pm

> Me:Or do ur man do u better than me? Lol. Jk
> Sent: 11:39pm

> Xtina:Im free after 12
> Received: 11:40pm

> Me: after 12 is fine but I have to leave for work by
> 215..
> Sent: 11:41pm

> Xtina: Just remember ur not hittin it raw.lol.!
> Received: 11:43pm

> Xtina:Hey im bout to be at the bf house i will text u
> tomorrow... :)
> Received: 11:44pm

> Me:Ok..good night...don't think of me when in bed
> with him 2night...see u after 12 my place...?
> Sent: 11:46pm

> Xtina:Ok no prob i will see u tomorrow
> Received: 11:52pm

> Xtina:Oh and Yes ur place and it will be hard not to
> think of u.....;) lol good night
> Received: 11:53pm

> Me:Lol nite babe...
> Sent: 11:55pm

> Me:1more question...ass too? Lol
> Sent: 11:56pm

> Xtina:No lol
> Received: 11:59pm

> Me:No? Really? Lol
> Sent: 12:05am

> Xtina: NO.!!!
> Received: 12:08am

UPDATE!!!! U GUYS R GOING TO LOVE THIS...12:30 came around and she shows up at my house. I was out side working on my civic all dirty and sht. So we go inside I jump in the shower when I get out she is laying on my bed with the sexiest fishnet night gown...I tell her dam u look good as fck, but that better not be the same sht u put on for ur man last night, so then she pulls out a bag with dirty clothes and says to me " this is what I had on for him last night"....lmao.. granny panties...lol the ugliest pampers ever....haha. so I ask her again, if I can put it in the as$ and she says" no cause my man would notice the hole bigger...wtf lmao.....P.S ...she called me at 8pm tonight telling me that she trying to pick a fiight with her man to come over 2night....lmao

[sikciv666]

damn Juan you a funny kid...



everytime I read this thread it makes me laugh, all chix are ***************s..


a good friend of mine once said all chix are ***************s even our mothers,......

[juan400hp]

^^ GUYS!!!! PLEASE UR WIFEY'S...FCK 99.9%...GIVE IT TO HER 110%..CAUSE YES GRLS R AS HORNY AS GUYS R BUT WHEN THEEY WANT IT WHO U THINK THEY GONA FCK? 99.9% GOOD D.I.C.K OR 110% BLAZIN D.I.C.K? This grl just proved that answer

[djroofus]

i wanna play but i know my girls gonna find out and be HEATED!

[djroofus]

************ it h.o. im bout to try it

[sgen809]

i wanna play but i know my girls gonna find out and be HEATED!

not if u can hide it like a pro